Honey

So apparently today is a day that I am playing remote roulette, next on the menu was Honey with Jessica Alba.

The only way I can describe this movie is it is the classic rags-to-riches meets hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold story, minus the hooker. Honey is an incredible dancer that lives in the slums and gets discovered in the club she works at; soon she is dancing her way through the music video industry until she makes the fatal mistake of not sleeping with the director that discovered her and her career ends as abruptly as it began.

This movie is the cliché, but it’s still kinda cute. I wouldn’t pay to see this movie, but it wasn’t horrible. Jessica Alba does have an onscreen presence and I am happy that she has gone places since Dark Angel went off the airwaves.

Director: Billie Woodruff
Writers: Alonzo Brown & Kim Watson
Honey: Jessica Alba
Chaz: Mekhi Phifer
Michael Ellis: David Moscow

Missy Elliott: You, you need to call M.C. Hammer and let him know you're stealing his stuff. Ya'll two crazy people in here.